Royal College of Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly hailed the recent entry of HRH Sarah the Duchess of York into the UK Wellness (Healthy Living) Arena.
Responding to multiple questions in Dublin upon his return from an extended holiday abroad , Professor Obi said:
" There is far much more than enough work for all of us to eclectically do in the heavily understaffed Healthy Living Arena - the more helpers we ultimately have , the better it will be for us all.
Her Royal Highness Sarah Duchess of York therefore has my full unflinching support in every single one of her noble endeavours.
Long may she reign . . . in her uphill battle against the UK Obesity Timebomb."
