
It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to henceforth openly accept applications from Medical Doctors who have been suspended (or struck off) by the General Medical Council of the United Kingdom ; together with other emabattled Healthcare Professionals like Dental Surgeons , Nurses , Pharmacists and Physiotherapists.
Disclosing the Good News at the Weekend , the Eminent RCAM Provost and CEO , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi said:
" Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) fundamentally believes that Suspended Medical Doctors (and other embattled Healthcare Professionals) are an exceedingly valuable resource which commercially needs to be comprehensively tapped into ; as such Individuals can easily be ethically retrained in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) for the ultimate benefit of the General Public.
If the British Government foolishly chooses to wastefully send such Premium Healthcare Professionals to the Scrapheap for relatively trivial alleged violations, then Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) will have no other option but to eclectically pick these Exceedingly Precious Folk up from the Scrapheap ; and ultimately attempt to turn them into Healthy Living Gurus
That being said , I would also like to (once again) repeatedly bring to the noble attention of the General Global Public the extremely interesting fact that a Self-Confessed , Very Senior Serving Officer of the General Medical Council has still not been either publicly investigated (or duly punished) by either the GMC or the UK Government . . . for one of his Horrific Medical Errors which shockingly resulted in the Painful Death of an Poor Young NHS Patient .
So why (on earth) should that particular Untouchable GMC Officer (apparently with oodles and oodles of Crimson NHS Blood on his hands) be gleefully allowed to flawlessly earn a very decent living ; while other Poor Medical Doctors (who never actually killed anybody) are ruthlessly sent to the Gallows amidst Fire , Hail and Brimstone?
Yet our good old UK Prime Minster (Dr Gordon Brown) still has the utterly shameless political audacity to publicly criticize Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe , when something close to Mr Mugabe is conspicuously lurking right under his exceptionally arrogant little nose ! "
More details about Professor Joseph Obi's Clinical Recycling Programme coming soon.
NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign (Newswire)