Alternative Medicine Doctor Title | DR(AM) | Apply Early To Avoid Serious Financial Loss

Further to our recent announcement concerning the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Designation; which was recently Successfully Trademarked in all Countries throughout the European Union ; we wish to advise all Alternative Medicine Doctors (and Associated Professionals) wishing to Apply for the DR(AM) Title , to please kindly visit the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) - as soon as possible.

We remain Ethically (and Robustly) Confident that Licensed Holders of the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Designation should not be Significantly Affected (Financially) whenever New European Union Regulations formidably come into force in the Year 2011.

On January the 1st 2011 ; Appraisal Fees for the the DR(AM) Title will Automatically Triple.

Alternative Medicine Doctor Title Designation | DR(AM) | Apply Now | Wake Up and Stop Sleeping !


Monday, April 28, 2008

Alternative Medicine Doctor Matthias Rath MD Wins £100000 Compensation From The British Medical Journal (BMJ) . . .






Apology Statement from the British Medical Journal (BMJ):


"In August 2006 Matthias Rath issued a libel claim over a news item published in the BMJ. The news item was erroneous; Dr Rath's complaint was justified. The BMJ withdrew the item and apologised to Dr Rath (2006;333:621, doi: 10.1136/bmj.333.7569.621-b). Dr Rath indicated that he would be prepared to accept £100 000 to settle his claim for damages. The BMJ agreed to accept this offer and was permitted by the court to do so."


End of BMJ Press Statement

Food Guru Dr Gillian McKeith PhD Crushes Her Aggressors - Tops Amazon Bestseller List


" Sorry to ruin your day , Skeptics . . . "


Book Mogul Amazon announces (via the Daily Mail) that Celebrity Health Guru Dr Gillian McKeith PhD has dramatically seized the Number 1 Bestseller Spot , with her fabulous new Food Bible.


Kindly click here to purchase your very own copy - while stocks last.


Thursday, April 3, 2008

General Medical Council (GMC) is not fit for purpose , claims Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi





Chief Political Strategist of the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has sensationally launched a blistering attack on the General Medical Council (GMC) over recent reports linking it with the cowardly shielding of General Medical Council President Professor Sir Graeme Robertson Dawson Catto (pictured above) from GMC Investigation and Disciplinary Action in relation to the (self-confessed) untimely Death of an NHS Patient.

Speaking exclusively to the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign Newswire from his Sunny Mediterranean Retreat , Professor Obi said:

" I have said it before and I will say it again : The General Medical Council remains totally unfit for purpose - and I warmly advise all Alternative Medicine Doctors who have ever been outrageously harassed by the GMC to expediently seek Urgent Legal Advice with regards to obtaining adequate financial compensation ."

In a seperate development , Britain's Top Paediatricians have lost total confidence in the way the General Medical Council (GMC) handles child protection cases, it has been claimed.

Delegates at the spring meeting of the Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health (RCPCH) later this month will debate a motion of no confidence in the GMC's procedures for dealing with complaints involving child protection.

The motion, signed by 32 members of the college, lists eight areas of "grave concern", and urges the GMC to initiate a review of its policy on child protection matters.

Click here for more details from PACA.

NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign Newswire.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) to retrain Suspended UK Doctors , Dentists , Nurses , Physiotherapists and Pharmacists . . .






It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to henceforth openly accept applications from Medical Doctors who have been suspended (or struck off) by the General Medical Council of the United Kingdom ; together with other emabattled Healthcare Professionals like Dental Surgeons , Nurses , Pharmacists and Physiotherapists.

Disclosing the Good News at the Weekend , the Eminent RCAM Provost and CEO , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi said:

" Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) fundamentally believes that Suspended Medical Doctors (and other embattled Healthcare Professionals) are an exceedingly valuable resource which commercially needs to be comprehensively tapped into ; as such Individuals can easily be ethically retrained in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) for the ultimate benefit of the General Public.

If the British Government foolishly chooses to wastefully send such Premium Healthcare Professionals to the Scrapheap for relatively trivial alleged violations, then Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) will have no other option but to eclectically pick these Exceedingly Precious Folk up from the Scrapheap ; and ultimately attempt to turn them into Healthy Living Gurus

That being said , I would also like to (once again) repeatedly bring to the noble attention of the General Global Public the extremely interesting fact that a Self-Confessed , Very Senior Serving Officer of the General Medical Council has still not been either publicly investigated (or duly punished) by either the GMC or the UK Government . . . for one of his Horrific Medical Errors which shockingly resulted in the Painful Death of an Poor Young NHS Patient .


So why (on earth) should that particular Untouchable GMC Officer (apparently with oodles and oodles of Crimson NHS Blood on his hands) be gleefully allowed to flawlessly earn a very decent living ; while other Poor Medical Doctors (who never actually killed anybody) are ruthlessly sent to the Gallows amidst Fire , Hail and Brimstone?


Yet our good old UK Prime Minster (Dr Gordon Brown) still has the utterly shameless political audacity to publicly criticize Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe , when something close to Mr Mugabe is conspicuously lurking right under his exceptionally arrogant little nose ! "



More details about Professor Joseph Obi's Clinical Recycling Programme coming soon.



NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign (Newswire)

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The National Health Service Alternative Medicine Campaign is only just warming up , claims Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi








The Chief Political Strategist of the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has comprehensively played down highly unsubstantiated rumours that he is set to accept a very senior role in a Proposed Government Task Force which is set promote the regulated use of Safe and Effective Alternative Medicine Therapies within the United Kingdom.

Speaking (in response to questions) during the second phase of his Sunny Mediterranean Holiday , an exceedingly concerned Professor Obi said:

" The NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign is totally independent of the UK National Health Service ; and we do not take any orders from the UK Government either.

Our Alternative Medicine Campaign is only just warming up - and has since gone Global to such an extent that other Alternative Medicine Think-Tanks are daintily modelling themselves on our Fundamental Modus Operandi.

Any idle rumours which remotely (or cunningly) suggest that I am sensationally poised to take up a Top UK Government Post are totally without Foundation or Truth , and must therefore be expediently condemned in the strongest possible terms.

Ethically Speaking , I could never ever possibly see myself happily serving in this particular UK Labour Party Government of the Rt Honourable Dr Gordon Brown - even if I were lawfully offered over One Hundred Trillion Dollars an hour to painstakingly do so.

No disrepect to Her Majesty the Queen - but I'm afraid that I'll just have to do a Carla Bruni on this one . . . and elegantly celebrate my Maverick Independence for all that it is fabulously worth ."